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Misc. Quotes From Calvin & Hobbes
by Bill Watterson (All quotes from Calvin, unless noted
otherwise)
Mom and Dad can make the rules, And certain things forbid,
But I can make them wish that they Had never had a
kid.
- Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
- I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's
expectations.
- Childhood is short and maturity is forever.
- I can never enjoy Sundays because, in the back of my mind, I always know
I've got to go back to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy
your last meal before execution.
- The longer you wait for the mail, the less there is of it.
- Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- True friends are hard to come by.
- People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to
something.
- Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
- Summer vacation days don't count if you're sick.
- Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.
- Our class voted Calvin the 'most likely to be seen on the news some
day'. -Susie
- Everybody's a slave to routine.
- It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
- I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport.
- In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to
finding a cure for jerks.
- The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
-Hobbes
- The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the
present.
- Moms and reason are like oil and water.
- Monopoly is more fun when you make your own Chance cards.
- I don't know which is worse... that everyone has his price, or that
the price is always so low. - Hobbes
- Miss Wormwood: "What state do you live in?"
Calvin: "Denial."
Miss Wormwood: "I don't suppose I can argue with that..."
- Hobbes: "What would you call the creation of the universe?"
Calvin: "The Horrendous Space Kablooie!"
- I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
- When you're as long as the pool, swimming a lap in zero seconds isn't
a record. - Calvin to Hobbes
- Calvin: "Animals sure are dumb to have all that fur."
Hobbes: "People sure are ugly without it."
- I'm related to people I don't relate to.
- The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses
blowing. - Susie
- Everytime you make a deposit, you can think, "Oh boy, another two
minutes at college." - Calvin's dad
- It's a lot more fun to blame things than to fix them.
- A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction
to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
- Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. - Susie
- It's hard to co-exist with things that want to kill you. - Hobbes
about the monsters under the bed.
- Calvin: "Know what I pray for?"
Hobbes: "What?"
Calvin: "The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what
I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference."
- When you think how well basic appliances work, it's hard to believe
anyone ever gets on an airplane.
- I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to
seriously re-examine your life.
- Calvin: "I figured out how I can achieve success without hard work."
Hobbes: "How?"
Calvin: "I'll find a profession where everyone in it is worse than
me."
- I bet other people's best friends don't wait for them to get sick and
weak. - about Hobbes
- You know you'll hate something when they won't tell you what it is.
- It must be depressing to go through life without a purpose. - about
Susie not collecting Cap'n Naplam bubble gum cards
- Being a parent is wanting to hug and strangle your kid at the same time. - Calvin's dad
- Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions.
- There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- God put me on earth to do a certain number of things, and right now I am so far behind that I may never die.
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