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    Insurance Quotes
    taken from a Toronto Newspaper

  • Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I do not have.
  • The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
  • I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it.
  • The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  • I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embarkment.
  • I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.
  • I was on my way to the doctor with read end trouble when my universal joint gave way.
  • I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull.
  • The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
  • The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran him over.

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