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taken from a Toronto Newspaper
- Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
do not have.
- The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
intentions.
- I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my
hand through it.
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
before I hit him.
- I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
and headed over the embarkment.
- I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and
had the accident.
- I was on my way to the doctor with read end trouble when my universal
joint gave way.
- I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I
found I had a fractured skull.
- The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of
the way when it struck my front end.
- The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran him
over.
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