Home

Quotes

Links
IRC
Personal
Interests
Favorites





Email me if
you wish
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
  1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
  2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
  3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
  4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
  5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
  6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
  7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

    Now back to my quotes page.