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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
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The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
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The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
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The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
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The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
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The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE
it!"
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The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
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The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice,
always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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