Paxtoid: Ok did you check out The Nation, yey? DeanDPaxton: yes, I've captured the image and I'm putting in on paxtonland now... with two others. I loved it Paxtoid: Worry, amn! Worry. Paxtoid: That middle word in an anagram DeanDPaxton: have you been reading the site? Paxtoid: Not since last Tuesday... DeanDPaxton: my god, go catch up. I'd love it if you joined the fray on there.. Amber, rich, dan, and I are yacking it up. Paxtoid: We won"t run short of material for a long time at this rate DeanDPaxton: I know, there is a lot of commentary. Imagine you getting on there, and the kids finding this in 30 years... holy shit. Paxtoid: Why would anyone waste time with The Dailey Show, SNL or Mad TV.... the field is too rich on CNN DeanDPaxton: BBC is rocking too... Paxtoid: Finally, thay get to mock us after years of sheep screwing, cross dressing Parlimentarians DeanDPaxton: They th ink your secretary of state is the stupidest twat that ever lived... she's the current poster child for the way the entire world views american women. DeanDPaxton: (bwahahahah!!!) Paxtoid: Actually, she is better looking Paxtoid: Plus, she JUST discovered she is a Jew DeanDPaxton: God, I'm sending you an invitation again to join blogger so that you can post.... Oh, a post recollection jew, those are the worst. Paxtoid: Bet Christmas will be very confusing for her DeanDPaxton: hahaheha... okay I'm going to send you an e-mail that will appear from blogger.com... it's for paxtonland.com so that you can make comments and direct your excellent humor... no holds barred Paxtoid: Great! The Thought Police will be knocking on my door any day now...did you like Mr. P ? DeanDPaxton: No! Amber says your e-mails are killing her, you've got to post! Paxtoid: That was Dear Penis, sorry DeanDPaxton: hilarious... Paxtoid: The Three Wise Women did it, I hear DeanDPaxton: okay, I'm having connection problems here at the old office, hang on a sec. Paxtoid: Get a lot of it from "Top Gun" a weird, funny para-military type I met in Arabia..lives up the street now DeanDPaxton: connection problems... what are they going to do without me to fix this shit? Paxtoid: Consulting at $150. an hour.. that's where it is DeanDPaxton: Yeah... I will be too. Hey, we are talking to some investment people, we are starting a retirement/college fund + life insurance. Paxtoid: Why not through in Penil Implants, too! Paxtoid: Remember, in 20 years there will be little old ladies in nursing hi\omes across the nation with Killer Tits DeanDPaxton: who needs a penis, not me, not amber sheesh... DeanDPaxton: bwhahahahah Paxtoid: Picture it... Little Old Ladies with Killer Tits and men with perpetual erections Paxtoid: Will give the nursing industry a new challenge DeanDPaxton: and viagra in the water... Paxtoid: Heeeeey Baby! Paxtoid: Barrels of K-Y Silk Lubricant DeanDPaxton: Can you imagine, a little Hendrix Muzac, sneak away from the quilting bee to blow a doobie, and bend the little old lady from the room down the hall over the janitors sink in the mop closet? Fuck, that would be cool... Paxtoid: I want you to work real hard, so you can afford to put me in one of those Homes! Paxtoid: I want to go TODAY! DeanDPaxton: Okay, I'm working on it.... Paxtoid: I have a band member friend of mine that asked me why I needed a car a big as the Roadmaster....told him I needed it to transport my ego around.... He said...:Shit, you would need a semi DeanDPaxton: hahaha... you're not that bad. When you were younger... well... hahaha Paxtoid: How is you productivity rating today? Still the eternal HR dude. DeanDPaxton: Sheeet... I'm going to take a nap in a minute... then I'll let you know! Paxtoid: Try not to yield to the desire to subscribe your Boss to every XXX web-site in the world, before leaving with you potted plant and family pictures. DeanDPaxton: haha.. I wanted to believe me. I want to... Paxtoid: Picture Steve Martin, in The Jerk, when he was evicted in his bath robe taking his, ashtray, chair, lamp...etc. DeanDPaxton: "all I need is this ashtray and this chair right here! That's all I need" Paxtoid: GOT IT ! DeanDPaxton: cool... are you all logged in? Paxtoid: To what? DeanDPaxton: blogger.com? Paxtoid: Not really, this funeral business has had me off line since Thursdat. DeanDPaxton: oh yeah, duh, you already told me that. Well check your e-mail for that when you can Paxtoid: Am afraid to open my E-Mail DeanDPaxton: me too... hahaha holy shit. Well, how old is Bob again? How does he feel? Paxtoid: Shit will take two days to go through Paxtoid: Anne was 60 August, Bob is about two years older DeanDPaxton: shit, married many years I'd guess? Paxtoid: 42 Paxtoid: More than all four of my wives put together DeanDPaxton: My god. He won't know where anything is? You'll have to help him learn how to take care of himself? teach him to cook, or is a pretty sharp guy? Paxtoid: Makes great greasy eggs and potatoes, grits and steaks...after that and coffee..needs a little help DeanDPaxton: How can a man that is less than 65 not know how to take care of himself? I wonder. Paxtoid: Your right. Will have to learn how to clean, pay the bills....etc. DeanDPaxton: I feel very bad for him. As much as Amber and I have trouble. After 7 years, it would be very hard for us. Paxtoid: She never worked a day in their married life...she, by mutual choice, was a Haus Frau....raised 3 kids DeanDPaxton: That's nice, he was lucky... Paxtoid: Don't get me wrong she could be a nagging Bitch....but he is a bigger procrastinator than you and I put together DeanDPaxton: no way... how is is that possible? Paxtoid: Trully! Paxtoid: You are Mr. April, me Mr. June poster boys DeanDPaxton: I can't be, it's impossible, just impossible. After all of the good training we both received? (or, would have, if we had gotten around to it) Paxtoid: Did you go the the Procrastinator's Annual 1989 Meeting last month? DeanDPaxton: hahaha... No, but I meant to... Paxtoid: I'll go next year DeanDPaxton: yeah, me too... Paxtoid: IF, I can get around to it Paxtoid: Still asking for extensions on my 1967 Income Tax DeanDPaxton: HAHAH, we could make a career out of this.... I'm going to smoke, brb... Paxtoid: Think I had a new deduction that year, can not remember what it was DeanDPaxton: haha... Paxtoid: Bah Bye DeanDPaxton: Fuck... check this out" DeanDPaxton: http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/home.htm Paxtoid: Will do....go take care of your habit will be here for a while on the E-Mail situation DeanDPaxton: okay, good luck