Submitted By Don:

Last night my friend John and I went to the Windsor Casino. He told me he'd never been to a casino before but had heard stories about them... Well, what happened is a TRUE, unexaggerated story!

* unfortunately the $1 slot machine John was playing malfunctioned and wouldn't play anymore... (  John didn't notice the flashing light on top  ). < hmmm.... >

* fortunately, John found one that worked just around the corner. < grin >

* unfortunately John had left after hitting a big jackpot. < OH NOOO!!! >

* fortunately the attendant showed up with $600 at the machine. <smiles>

* unfortunately whoever won it was not around. :(

* fortunately, they had caught him on camera and sent a woman to find him.

* unfortunately, when she approached John, he thought she was a hooker and ran away!

* fortunately she chased after him...

* unfortunately he zigzagged and managed to elude her. < oh < geez >

* fortunately, John's zigzagging brought him to where I was...

* unfortunately he informed me a hooker was following him around the casino!

* fortunately this very pretty young lady ( somewhat winded ) caught up with us.

* unfortunately, so did the other security guards who saw her chasing John, and grabbed him!

* fortunately, she explained John had won a jackpot and just needed to identify the slot machine he left.

* unfortunately, John couldn't remember where it was... < ARRGGHH!!! >

* fortunately they had the incident on film and after reviewing it,  paid John the $600

* unfortunately John felt very stupid. < &Q >

* fortunately the $$$ made it worth the feeling.

Man! I've never seen a casino try so hard to give people money!

They were actually chasing him through the aisles with the $600!

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